what good is melrose place if all you can afford is four walls and an industrial blue carpet?
craig's list said "urban oasis."
mapquest said "ghetto."
we said "why the fuck not?"
do you have a fireplace? a sunken living room? ten closets? a dining room with a brass chandelier? mouldings? do you even know what a dentil is? how about vaulted ceilings, motherfucker? or a courtyard espoused by a yellow graceland? no, you certainly do not, especially if you're reading this in new york --or hollywood for that matter.
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